I tried listening to Seether loud enough to drown out the voices in my head. Total failure. My next attempt is to gag them with cookies.I dunno if it will work, but there are elephants in the box, and last I checked, an elephant can gag a lion. I just want the committee in my head to quit voting for ciggys. Well, actually I don't care what the committee in my head votes for as long as it will do it silently.

Am I the only person in the world who loves animal crackers? Please note I do not believe them to be crackers on a fundamental level, but I do believe them to be cookies. I'd never use squirt cheese on them, which defines a cracker and general placement in the pantry.

I really need to blog about regalia. I have been quite productive. All I can think about on Palm Sunday is Cigarettes! My neighbor was smoking on her porch and the smell hit me this morning, and it smells like duck farts, and I really want a duck fart of my own.