Egads.
egad.
Gack.
GACK.
Cack.
Coffee.
Coffeee.
coffeee.
codfee.
cogfee.
cogfeet.
cugfeet.
cugeet.
cigeet.
cigaeet.
cigarette.

I knew it!! coffee=cigarettes.

Quick! pass me another frickin sticker to slap on my ass that should curb the ravings (here is the frickin' C!)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. someone please beat me over the head until I am unconscious. Or send Derek home so I can get laid. Either or will work. I like Valium, too.

Gack.