Thursday, April 2, 2009

Egads.
egad.
Gack.
GACK.
Cack.
Coffee.
Coffeee.
coffeee.
codfee.
cogfee.
cogfeet.
cugfeet.
cugeet.
cigeet.
cigaeet.
cigarette.

I knew it!! coffee=cigarettes.

Quick! pass me another frickin sticker to slap on my ass that should curb the ravings (here is the frickin' C!)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. someone please beat me over the head until I am unconscious. Or send Derek home so I can get laid. Either or will work. I like Valium, too.

Gack.

2 comments:

Rebecca @ Mom-a-Tron said...

First, awww, you blogrolled me. How sweet! Thanks.

Second, I like your word morph poem. Yes, egads quickly leads to cigarettes, which is great if you heart cancer. Personally, I could do without and I think your children probably feel the same what with all the tobacco-is-the-devil education they get in school. Yay, you! I'm sending be stronger than the nicotine wishes your way.

Tracy said...

Of course I blogrolled you! I totally cyberstalk your blog, and it is easier to stalk if you are on the roll, baby!

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