6 adults (sort of)
1 PreK teacher
31 preschoolers
Zoo. 
Oklahoma Day at Zoo.
5 straight hours.
lunch was over an hour late.
Someone shoot me.
I didn't smoke.  But I didn't really have a chance to think about it.  I had to fish a kid out of the pond.  I'm pretty sure we are both sterile now.  Okay for me I guess since I have 3, but he might have wanted a couple in 20 years or so.  We didn't loose any kids, and that was a bonafide miracle, but I ended up picking up a kid from somewhere, and I had him for over an hour before I realized, "Hey!  Youre not one of ours!  Is that why you have been crying for over an hour?"  I gave him to a girl in a cop uniform and said " There ya go...He's lost."  and left.  I already had my hands full with the 6 worst troublemakers.  Why did the teacher give me her 6 worst boys?  Because I was the only one of the 6 who had a kid in her "Bad Group" 
6 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours until I am done with this woman.  I know this is just another thing we must endure, but Criminy lady, can you give kiddos a chance? 
Isiah ate a rollypolly.  He threw up in a trash can, and it gagged the other boys.  Sigh.  The day is over.  Almost.